G'day/morning/night whatever the case may be and welocme to my
I am terribly sorry that I cannot meet you in person this time. But, feel free to roam around and if anything here strikes you as interesting and, you feel like it, why don't you leave me a message!
As I do not know what brought you here, it is difficult for me to suggest anything in particular. In case you need some guiding, consider this:
- If you are an Info-Gap users, you may be interested in my Info-Gap Campaign.
- If you practice Voodoo Decision-Making, professionally or as a hobby, you may want to read about my Voodoo Decision-Making campaign.
- If you are here for gif files, then you are in the wrong place pal! Go to my other place called WORMS.
- If you are an LP software developer, perhaps you are here to inquire about incorporating CCLP in your software to make it more powerful.
- And if you are a publisher interested in publishing some of the books I am working on right now, have a look at my Books in Progress corner.
- If you dropped by to invite me to spend my next sabbatical in your organization, have a look around and then contact me to discuss the details.
- Last but not least, if you are here on behalf of my wife to urge me to lose weight, welcome aboard and join the queue.
- As for the rules and regulations, we are very relaxed here. So, make yourself at home, go ahead and snoop around click on anything that catches your fancy and unlock the treasures awaiting you. However, keep the place clean and tidy and obey the non-smoking sign at all times.
- Also, as you surf around obey the speed limit signs, especially at night. We have virtual pets here who roam freely. Please do not feed them, and watch your language! Some are bilingual.
- As you might know, flies are a real nuisance in many parts of Australia. For your convenience we provide at the top of the page an environmentally friendly anti-ants spray. Alternatively, you can get rid of them with a click of the mouse.
Enjoy your visit and surf safely!
Disclaimer: This page, its contents and style, are the responsibility of the author (Moshe Sniedovich) and do not represent the views, policies or opinions of The University of Melbourne.
Disclaimer: This page, its contents and style, are the responsibility of the author (Moshe Sniedovich) and do not represent the views, policies or opinions of the organizations he is associated/affiliated with.